Christie: “I hope no one smells that.”
Rubio: “Did Chris just fart? Holy cow, what did he eat?”
Carson: “I wonder if I’m the only person on this stage with a three-digit IQ."
Walker: “Is that security guard in a union? Why is he in here?”
Trump: “I am so awesome. No one is more of a man than me."
Bush: “Is that Katherine Harris over there? I think it is. She must be here to support me!”
Huckabee: “Hmmm… If the stock market collapses, how can I blame it on the homosexuals?”
Cruz: “Golly, I’m so happy to be here. I’m the most conservative, so I’m clearly the best choice.”
Paul: “Does standing next to Ted Cruz make me look better by contrast or worse because I’m even associated with him?”
Kasich: “Not many people have heard of me before today. Maybe that's why I'm polling so low."
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